Friends, Boilermakers, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Hazell not to praise him. The losses that coaches have live after them, the wins are interred in their buyouts. So let it be with Hazell. The fans have told you that Hazell is evil, brutish, incompetent, and uncaring. If so it is a grievous fault for a head coach. And grievously has Hazell paid for it. Here, under leave of the fans I come to speak at the burning of Hazell's effigy. He was my friend, a solid hire, and a promising young coach. But you all say he is incompetent and you are people on the internet.
Why Keeping Hazell Is The Right Move
