THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Rarely do we as a society get to gather together and marvel in the creation of great works of art. Tonight, from boston to Budapest, we will get to see such art formed in community.
Tonight at 9pm (8 Central) the epic conclusion to a timeless trilogy will air on SyFy Network. I am, of course, referring to Sharknado 3, featuring the incomparable Ian Zearing in a lead role that will surely have the Academy giving him a call later this year.
The acting prowess of Zearing and Tara Reid are not why we are watching, however.