Yes, this is a real story:
Joseph Desmond, a senior in the Krannert School of Management and Purdue Pete, was arrested on multiple charges at McDonald’s at 605 W. Stadium Ave around 2 a.m. Oct. 11, according to a probable cause affidavit filed today.
Look, I know COVID has us all a little stir crazy this year, but can’t we all just have a few beers, get a burger, and live in peace? There is no need to start some shit at the McDonald’s on Stadium. dammit!
Desmond said he had walked to the restaurant from his apartment on Littleton Street and thought he was at a McDonald’s in Chauncey Village, per the affidavit.