The summer of 2017 cannot come soon enough for Purdue fans across the nation. This of course is when our fearless leader Morgan Burke will be stepping down as Purdue University's Athletic Director. Lets not hide the facts, we all have July 2017 circled with a big bold red marker, the month we celebrate, literally the ENTIRE month as he will be gone. The terrifying fact is that he will have a hand in who our next AD will be.
I am here to calm the waters with my conspiracy theory. Mike Alstott will be our next AD, why you ask?