Jeff Brohm is gone to Louisville.
Jeff Brohm is staying at Purdue.
Jeff Brohm is leaving to coach the Toronto Argonauts.
Jeff Brohm is replacing Matt Painter as basketball coach.
Jeff Brohm has accepted the Democratic Nomination for President in 2020.
Jeff Brohm has set up a military junta and has taken over West Lafayette and Tippecanoe County with martial law.
I say all of these statements are true based on my sources, which is to say I am throwing crap at the wall because i know absolutely nothing. I don’t have sources of any kind.