There are officially 50 days until Purdue football, but we (read I) dropped the proverbial ball and somehow missed long snapper Nick Taylor the second time I made the schedule. If you’ve been following along at home, Purdue shuffled the roster and changed numbers midway through the countdown. We’ve been in contact with Coach Walters and he assures us this won’t happen again (this is a joke, please don’t get mad). I could skip over the long snapper, but Hammer and Rails is a long snapper ally and will not stand for special teams roster erasure.
Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I present Nick Taylor.