A bin man and a PE teacher up against the captain of England, the captain of Wales and Jose Mourinho. The FA Cup has outdone itself this time.
The plum tie of the third round pits eighth-tier AFC Marine at home to Tottenham, the current Premier League leaders, in the biggest gulf between two clubs ever seen at this stage of the competition. Marine are ninth in the Northern Premier League Division One North West standings.
But from the goalkeeper 'getting the ale in' after their second-round victory to the club installing their first ever manager's office last year, just how different is life at Marine to that of Premier League leaders Tottenham?