It will take lawmakers half as long to read this article as it takes Stefanos Tsitsipas to spend a penny. Interesting.
Sorry for stealing your line, Andy. But take it as a compliment. Yes, this week’s barney about the bogs in New York ignited important discussions about tennis players and their comfort breaks.
But problems extend far beyond the time it takes Tsitsipas to find the flush at Flushing Meadows.
Andy Murray was left angered by Stefanos Tsitsipas' long toilet breaks at the US Open
Sport at large remains rife with rules that belong in the bin.