Why was Rudy Gestede's return to the Premier League one to forget? Can James Milner break Darius Vassell's record? And how many saves has Claudio Bravo actually made?
This is BBC Sport's rundown of the quirkiest and most revealing statistics of the weekend.
The Premier League's unlucky charm?
The Specials may have been on to something with their 1979 hit 'A Message To You, Rudy'.
"Stop your messing around. Better think of your future. Time you straightened right out," they sang.
And until Rudy Gestede's luck straightens out, he'll continue to add to an unwanted Premier League record.