Oh, go on. Please form a European Super League. Seriously, do it. The time has come. We're fed up. We've all been in lockdown a couple of months now. We could do with a good laugh.
The sight of Europe's most self-important and entitled clubs trying to sell tickets or interest in a closed-shop fake competition with no fans, no history, no relegation and a two-week quarantine after every away game. Well, who wouldn't break out the popcorn and pay to watch that?
Watch it fail, obviously. Watch it burn while we laugh uproariously at the preposterous vanity.