A few questions that spring to mind when watching football these days. Is this really what VAR was brought in for? Is it possible to get excited about all this nonsense when there’s no crowds? And how on earth did these players get such perfect hair?
They always look so immaculate. The season started nearly five months ago. In that time, most of us have found hair sprouting in places bushy enough to nest a small wood pigeon.
The one time my other half tried to cut my hair she drew blood inside five minutes and the scissors have not been out of the drawer since.