Eric Cantona is talking about goats. Not GOATs. Goats. Specifically, the pet goat that has been keeping him company recently. The one he was seen walking on a London street. The one in the photo with Cantona that appeared on a flag at Glastonbury.
So what’s the goat all about? ‘It’s a secret,’ he says cryptically. ‘I’ve got plenty of secrets. I’m full of secrets, including the secrets for myself.’
More of the secret later.
Is it a good goat? ‘Oh wonderful. Wonderful. I love it and it loves me. We have a great relationship.