The apes are turned off and The Computer is done tackling questions on Fernando Torres, black magic, Jesse Marsch and shin pads.
Now it's time to pose one of his own. 'Why is there no award for assist of the year?' Enock Mwepu asks members of Brighton staff.
The Zambia midfielder – whose intelligence earned him that nickname back home – lists the goals he has created during this debut season in England. With no reward, Mwepu jokes, he won't bother next year.
So colleagues offer compensation for his creativity: a pair of trainers that had been lying around the training ground.