Spain's La Liga: suspended. Italy's Serie A: suspended. Portugal's Primeira Liga: suspended. USA's MLS: suspended. Holland's Eredivisie: suspended. Germany's Bundesliga: behind closed doors.
Meanwhile, in England and Scotland: carry on, chaps.
This is ludicrous. It's literally life and death, and yet we have tens of thousands of supporters gathering to watch a game of football.
I was at Rangers' match against Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League on Thursday. There was a packed house at Ibrox, with plenty of away fans having travelled on the day Germany's chancellor Angela Merkel said two thirds of their country could contract coronavirus.