Surprising everyone in Rip City, the Portland Trail Blazers finally made a move! Pigs and unicorns are flying as Dave Deckard and Dia Miller talk about the trade for Larry Nance, Jr. All is right with the world! Dia is suddenly back to her optimistic self, and Dave is back to talking about food. Did you know that Nance, Jr. is a waffle? It’s true, and Dave explains why!
After that, the duo talk about more off-season moves, the Ben Simmons furor, and CJ McCollum as a Top-10 shooting guard. (What exactly does that mean?) They review the Trail Blazers’ difficult schedule this season and the potential future championship parade Dame and CJ are dreaming of (we’re dreaming of it too).