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Wackiest Blazer’s Edge Mailbag Question Ever

We’ve done the Blazer’s Edge Mailbag for years and years and years now. Sometimes the questions readers submit are insightful, sometimes full of pathos, other times just odd. Like this one. I don’t even know why we’re running with it, but let’s see what happens.

Dave,

What kind of food are the Blazers right now? Seriously if you had to describe them as a food item, what would it be?

Jim

Weirdest. Question. Ever.

But ok. As much as I’d like to come up with a brilliantly creative answer, I’m going to say the Blazers right now are like the two pieces of bread left in the back of the bag, and one of them is the crust.