After turning a seemingly lost 2015-16 season on its head and clinching a postseason berth, Portland Trail Blazers head coach Terry Stotts strolled into his postgame presser and uttered nine words we’ve probably never heard publicly: “It’s a great day to be a Blazers fan.”
You know those commercials that promote toys, and in the end, tell you that the “batteries are sold separately?” In the unofficial manual for being a Blazers fan, they don’t tell you, but the seat belts for the rollercoaster ride ahead are sold separately, too.