This is a silly topic, but while discussing the Portland Trail Blazers with other fans, it came up.
If the Trail Blazers were a song, what song would they be? What piece of music perfectly represents the 2024-25 Blazers and their current condition.
You can pick any song you want, but if you share lyrics, keep them site-friendly. (Avoid profanity, misogyny or racism, and the like.)
Bonus points if you’d like to associate songs with individual Blazers. That’s the Holy Grail of this topic for sure and would be quite an undertaking.
Share your musical choices and your reasoning in the comment section below as we await the Blazers-Spurs game at 5:30, Pacific tonight!