Happy Halloween! For me, there’s no terror quite like the one associated with laying up all night thinking about my Portland Trail Blazers.
Some thoughts are just facts that pound through my head, like the first speculation.
Others are ones that remind me I need to get out more, like the second.
And others are gross judgements based on seven game sample sizes, like the last one.
So, let’s dive into my three spooky speculations about the Portland Trail Blazers: