Portland Thorns FC came out on top last night, and it’s only fitting that they did so in what was one of the strangest matches possible. Their two goals against OL Reign both came off penalty kicks from the indomitable Christine Sinclair, the one goal from the Reign came off a purely ridiculous set piece situation, and it was a miracle that we were able to even see any goals considering the camera angles at the beginning of the game were specifically designed to give everyone watching motion sickness. It was a very 2020 final match for the Thorns.