1) I was walking around the neighborhood, enjoying some of our intermittently beautiful spring weather, when, for no clear reason, I started thinking about Samuel Armenteros. (Okay, there is a clear reason: I suffer from CTOD — Chronic Timbers Obsessive Disease. It’s a real medical condition, with, like, doctors and medicine and stuff...) Anyway, once ol’ Sammy A was in my head, I started trying to come up with a Top 5 list of the Timbers most talented strikers. Notice that word talented. I’m not trying to rank our strikers on who is most valuable, or who has contributed the most to the club.