1) Okay, kids, we’re gonna start a new series today. A series that might make Merritt Paulson angry, but will more likely make him howl with laughter. Over the next six or seven weeks, I’m going to tell you what I’d do if, one, I owned the Timbers/Thorns, and two, I was absurdly rich. Not Jeff Bezos-rich, but richer than Merritt Paulson. Rich enough that the team wasn’t my main source of income, but was more of a hobby. Rich enough that I didn’t need the team to make a profit, I just needed them to break even.