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Roses and Thorns: Mirror, Mirror

“It’s our [Allie Long]... but it isn’t.”

-Captain Kirk

What a weird weekend. After the fever dream that was Saturday’s home loss and subsequent brutal taco showdown, I woke up Sunday around six in a cold sweat because I couldn’t stop thinking about this bizarre nugget from Allie Long’s post-game interview:

I mean I think that first of all, it was a great TV game. We knew they were going to be direct, we knew they were just going to pump balls into the box, and I think that that works for them.