Christmas might not be for everybody, but we all have had to deal with its aftermath: logey citizens, still chock full of ham, swarming the malls and shopping centers, and looking for something on which to use a gift card. If you haven't done it yourself, you've seen it happen.
So, in the spirit of this day of post-holiday shopping, let's take a look around the league and think about the players that we would love to see the Portland Timbers poach from the other sides in MLS. After all, the team is loaded up with the closest thing to a gift card that MLS has: sweet, sweet allocation money.