Good morning, class, and welcome to Art History 233: Historical Portrayals of the Portland Thorns. Based on your wide-awake faces, I trust last night’s festivities haven’t taken too great a toll! ;) In today’s lecture, we begin a semester-long overview of the ways artists have visualized and engaged with the Portland Thorns over the course of history. It’s quite remarkable, really, how many artists have found the Thorns a worthy subject—although perhaps not when one considers their excellent competitive record and superb support! Now, if you’d be so kind as to dim the lights, we can begin...