Fans of the Portland Timbers have already had plenty of scares this fall as the end of the season devolved into a Rob Zombie-esque horrorshow, so there are few costumes that could strike fear into our hearts this halloween.
Still, as the Little Timbers go door to door today, asking, “trick or treat”, one cannot help but think of just what kind of costumes might be fitting for the Timbers themselves. Whether we are talking about classic horror monsters, pop culture references, or those weird, off-brand get-ups that you might find when looking for a last minute costume (“Oh, Beetlejuice.
