Fifteen-year-old Alan Gaytan, from Troutdale, Oregon, wins Sueno MLS and will join the Portland Academy. [MLS]
Your weekly score rundown from The Guardian features making fun of Frank Lampard, an olden English tradition. [Guardian]
Wondo signs a new deal with the Earthquakes; seems kind of --shaky-- to be giving big contracts out to 33-year-olds! Zing! I'll be here all week, tip your waitress, try the veal. [Sports Illustrated]
Brad Guzan's season in the EPL was the literal manifestation of the Crying Jordan. Will anyone in MLS take him?