The Portland Timbers have started off the 2016 season by conceding a pair of ridiculous goals; Federico Higuain's opening-day bicycle kick and Quincy Amarikwa's week two stunner.
Of course, those were not the first very, very good goals to be scored against the Timbers. In the spirit of soccer, let's take a look back and check out some of those goals that you can't even be mad about; the crazy goals that just make you shake your head in debrief and, eventually, appreciation; the goals that bring a tear to your eye and you are not quite sure if it is because they came against the Timbers or because they were just so damn pretty.