ALTOONA, Pa. -- Even Hingle McCringleberry would get a big smile out of this dude's name.
Penn State picked up a good player and perhaps the new all-time greatest name in program history Wednesday afternoon. He is ... drumroll please ...
Storm Duck, a cornerback who had been in the transfer portal and announced that he's committed to the Nittany Lions.
Yes, this is his real name. In full, it's Storm Chandler Duck.
He was second-team all-ACC this season for North Carolina, playing in 12 games with three interceptions, 12 passes defended, one forced fumble and 46 tackles (36 solo).