LeBron James signed a four-year contract with the Los Angeles Lakers last weekend, a deal that guarantees the Golden State Warriors will beat another team besides the Cleveland Cavaliers in next year’s NBA Finals.
In other news, DeMarcus Cousins signed a one-year contract with Golden State, a deal that guarantees the Warriors will go undefeated during the 2018/2019 regular season (and possibly the entire postseason).
Golden State is the NBA’s Dream Team that seems to get dreamier each and every season, leaving about as much suspense in the league as there is in a Harlem Globetrotters vs.