Have you ever found yourself in a situation where it suddenly dawns on you that no matter what you do you just can't win? I found myself in just such a situation quite a few years back.
I had just went through a KFC drive thru window to pick up supper for the family on my way home from work. I was about to pull out of the parking lot when a car ignored all the right aways and almost drove into the side of my vehicle. Startled to say the least, I threw up my hands as if to say "What's your problem?