The 2018 NFL season has reached its coda. The vile and despicable Patriots narrowly defeated the Rams in the Super Bowl, thanks in large part to quarterback Jared Goff exhibiting a lack of situational awareness and object permanence generally reserved for first-term fetuses and Boy Wonder Sean McVay filling his khakis to the brim with sour, nervous diarrhea. New England is now home to six Lombardi Trophies, every one of which the Pats have claimed this millennium, which puts them in a deadlock with the Steelers at the pinnacle of the league’s all-time elite.