The Pittsburgh Steelers head off to Sin City to take on the Las Vegas Raiders (that still sounds odd) in search of a victory and something even more important.
Their offense.
It’s been nothing short of a sinking ship, a lost ark, a relic of some incalculable potential that has been buried deep, deep, deep in the ground, and for some time.
In fact, scoring points has been out of fashion ever since…well…right about the time Offensive Coordinator Matt Canada was given his official coaching highchair, sippy cup, and Ziploc bag full of Cheerios.
To his defense (although don’t say the word “defense” too loudly) the Steelers offense haven’t experienced days of glory since the Killer B’s of Ben, Bell, Bryant, and Brown buzzed out of town.