Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of Terrible Towel spinning Pittsburgh Steelers fans.
There. There. It’s been a tough year hasn’t it?
The last thing you need is for the Spin to go all Ebeneezer, all Grinch on you. It would be cruel to spend much of our precious ink reminding that in all likelihood it’s coal in the stockings for you this year, friends.
Instead, it’s time to put a little rum in your eggnog. A little cinnamon in your cider.
Perhaps the problem is we have been taking this game a little too seriously.