Monday Night Football under the bright lights of Heinz Field at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Are you kidding me?
Howard Cosell. Frank Gifford. Dandy Don Meredith. Bosephus singing out this question, “Are you ready for some football?”
The Miami Dolphins, possessors of the only perfect season, and the Pittsburgh Steelers…the greatest NFL franchise of all time?
I mean. Does it get any better than this?
Cue audio effect: Needle scratching across record.
Well…if we’re being truthful, it does. In fact, it gets a lot better than watching these two anemic National Football League teams with a combined record of 2-11 this season mud wrestling in prime time.