No, this isn’t one of those articles. I’m not going to tell you that all sports are dead to me, and that I’ll be getting plenty of other things done between 1 and 4 p.m. on Sunday afternoons this fall. (By the way, how lazy are you during the week?)
This is a joyful piece. You see, I went to bed Monday night extremely happy with the knowledge that the Pittsburgh Pirates, who were playing their home opener against the Milwaukee Brewers at PNC Park, were enjoying a 5-1 lead as they headed to the top of the eighth inning.