The Steelers are coming off of a very satisfying victory and, with the bye-week upon us, there’s extra time to savor it. With that win, enticing trade rumors abound, complaining about Vontaze Burfict and the mystery of a certain running-back’s travel plans — my black-and-gold brain is raging like amusement park rapids or a tweener’s hormones. So I feel compelled to pass on the ravings to you. But I must issue a limousine of lament for my transgressions from a week ago and to those I’ve scorned:
- Disappointed Applebees’ consumers
- Those who never experienced the glory of stuffing a riblet in their mouth
- Ponch and Jon, Paul and John, but not Zach and AC
- Stating the obvious that Flo from Progressive is annoying, Mike Mitchell gets tons of penalties and that Charlie Sheen enjoys the accompaniment of hookers.