With the Pittsburgh Steelers suffering a Mile High low last week and television and radio outlets diving headfirst into holiday-themed programming, my black-and-gold tinted tongue seems stuck-on-the-frozen-flagpole-of-life. As always, I feel compelled to pass the ravings on to you. But first, I must offer up apologies for any offense that was taken after my last submission. So, a Red Ryder of remorse goes out to and for the following...
- The Academy of Arts and Sciences
- George and Harry Bailey
- Yinzers with undeniable pronunciation maladies
- Judd Nelson’s John Bender and the cast and characters of 1985’s The Breakfast Club
- Coining the term “pierogie-ocity”
- Hermione Granger and Muggles everywhere
- The Go-Go’s
And now for the latest edition of Random Thoughts from a Black-and-Gold Mind.