Let’s skip the gristle and get straight to the steak. I hate the New England Patriots. I don’t hate them with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns and don’t wish death, IBS or irreversible erectile dysfunction on them. Okay...maybe the ED, but I hate them like I hate Bradley Cooper for being cool and chicks digging him. So basically...I’m jealous of the team that has been so dominant in the AFC for nearly twenty years now.
Now I realize proud yinzers won’t recognize the jealousy I write of, but I’ve got to be honest.