MILWAUKEE -- I mean, what's left to say?
Mitch Keller, the bona fide All-Star of the Pirates' rotation, has been bombarded for two dozen runs in the four starts since he was recognized as such in Seattle. And all around him within the rotation, there's Johan Oviedo, there's a bunch of blah, and the rest have gone kablooey.
They also can't relieve, can't hit, can't field, can't throw ... my God, they can't even ask their freshly acquired first baseman to go to the damned bag on a chopper his way:
Neat, huh?