"We're not mad, we're just disappointed."
Remember when your parents would say that to you when you did something stupid back in the seventh grade? It hurt.
Just like it still stings, after your spouse said it to you last week. Remember when your name appeared in bold letters on the Ashley Madison list of leaks? Talk about shame.
And much like I hope and pray my 6-going-on-16 year-old daughter feels remorse when I lay that phrase on her twice-a-week in the next 12 years.
You want the truth? I'm mad and disappointed that U.