First things first. Let’s trim out some nonsense before getting to the guts of this.
- QUOTE: Chuks Okorafor sucks donut holes, Dan Moore Jr. makes Okorafor look like a genius! The team is doomed, doomed, Doomed!!! And if one of them gets hurt (a statistical certainty because the refs hate us, the league is against us, and the Ravens, Browns and Bengals are peopled entirely with criminals) we’ll all be Double Dog Doomed, and I’ll be forced to relocate to my secret bunker in the woods!
Take some Xanax friend, with a valium chaser and a fifth of your favorite good times juice.