List of people (or things) I would sign/play before Michael Vick:
1. Jason Campbell
2 Tyler Thigpen
3. Jordan Palmer
4. Cliff Stoudt
5. Caitlyn Jenner
6. Adolf Hitler
7. Burning Rectal Itch
8. The Bubonic Plague
9. Worldwide Thermonuclear War
10. Landry Jones
I can’t believe the team I love, whose colors I bleed, would sign this sociopath, sadistic, dog torturing, dog murdering, soulless F-face. This is what will happen the first time I see him in my beloved Black and Gold:
Please, let this not be true.