Preseason games start this week, which means the conjecture and speculation that have allowed us to slash through the summertime ennui and keep the message boards aflame will soon die out and we’ll be stuck making empirical and analytical observations like a bunch of chuds. “It’s Week 7, and Le’Veon Bell’s current 3.9 yards per carry average tells us that he simply isn’t the same player!” Borrrrrring.
I love hot NFL takes. “James Conner and Jaylen Samuels could easily match Le’Veon Bell’s production.” I want to shoot these takes directly into my veins.