Much like Oprah Winfrey during the holiday season, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been busy spreading materialistic joy and cheer, singing it loud for all to hear. First, they Steelers slapped the franchise tag on Le’Veon Bell, keeping the star running back under contract for at least one more season while simultaneously buying themselves a few months to hash out a long-term extension. Hours later, the team announced Antonio Brown’s record-setting contract, the highest for a receiver in NFL history.
James Harrison is set to return next season on a two-year deal and will likely continue signing two-year extensions until the sun transforms into a red giant, destroying all of humanity.