If I were ever to become President of the World, I would enact a rule that Christmas decorations couldn’t be put up until the Pittsburgh Pirates signed their first Major League free agent.
Granted, there would be backlash from those who are religious and who don’t care about baseball or the Pirates.
Most years under this law, you’re not putting those decorations up until the middle of December, and that’s after weeks of wading through the dark winter nights wondering if there will ever be any decorations at all.
The religious would no doubt disobey the rule, citing God’s law over man’s.