At my house, we’re getting ready to celebrate our first Christmas in Pittsburgh. The cat already has a new Pirates collar in his stocking—an official MLB one to boot, which gives me hope that it’ll last longer than the one I got from Etsy last year. I suspect my husband got me a ticket for Opening Day at PNC Park because he was at once shouting “honey, can you help me with Ticketmaster?” and refusing to let me see what he was buying. Various Santa hat-wearing Bucs are all over my Twitter feed enticing me to retweet posts for the chance to win stuff.