I never expected much from the 2020 Pirates.
A combination of past DUDE THEY SUCK, current DUDE THEY SUCK and future and in general DUDE THEY SUCK WHY DON’T YOU JUST WRITE THAT OH WAIT SHE’S NOT A DUDE OKAY WELL THEY STILL SUCK had an influence on me despite myself. When it’s that bound and determined that a team be bad, it’s kind of hard to hurdle (no bad intention to Cliff with that last sentence).
Now that what passed for the 2020 Pirates has, well, passed, I can sit back and summon my inner overanalyzer to, in Burgh parlance, decide what needs changed and what doesn’t needs changed.