There are a lot of quotes that the internet mistakenly attributes to George Carlin. In that way, he’s the comedy version of Marilyn Monroe or Teddy Roosevelt. Is this something George Carlin said, or does it just sound like something George Carlin would say?
As it turns out, he actually did drop this one:
There’s no now. Everything is the near future and the recent past.
And, hey, that might apply to Neil Walker and the Pirates. Remember 2015, everyone? That was cool. Want to try again in a few months?