SEATTLE -- Sleepless in this city?
Uh-uh. Try speechless.
Anyone whose thumb isn't set to do some serious scrolling, now's a good time to step aside, because I can't come up with a better way to prove to everyone back in Pittsburgh that their 142-year-old Pirates spent this particular Friday night at T-Mobile park pummeling the Mariners, 11-6, on the strength of a franchise-record-tying seven home runs ... than to show all seven:
There.